lucifersblog: niggercakes: hungarian: say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie Once more: This is all on you guys.
i’m drunk and i need a cigarette.
heysammy: woah girl are you from france ‘cause madamn
i wasn’t meant to have relationships with people. give me a stack of books and a comfy spot and i’ll be just fine.
kevinless: oops I forgot to put salad on my croutons again
thethirdreel: petition for leonardo dicaprio to host the oscars next year so he can spend half of it roasting people who have won over him and the other half pleading for someone to give him an oscar.